i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
he was CRYING into my vagina
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
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New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
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If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
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