Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
Is that strawberry winking at me??
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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