therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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