Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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