the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
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i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
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You made out with two different species that night
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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