I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
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