This dress was meant to end up on your floor
It's Friday. Sex?
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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