i just sold back the books i vomitted on
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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