i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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