We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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