Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
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i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
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our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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