i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
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