no one should ever give us hovercrafts
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
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Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
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Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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