real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
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