your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
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