I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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