this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
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the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
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She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
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