I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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