i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
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He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
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Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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