i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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