I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
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i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
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I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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