The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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