Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
she pinky promised me she was 18
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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