I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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