Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
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That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
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Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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