I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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