I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
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despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
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Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
My ass is underappreciated
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