i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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