weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
Randomize
