I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
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i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
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Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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