Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
You were screaming at a bartender last night for not referring to you as god.
and apparently I tried to pay for beer with a tampon.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
I smell like Dick and happiness
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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