There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
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i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
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I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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