Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
birth control should be required to get into college
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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