didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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