last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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