And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
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Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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