How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
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i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
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I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
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