i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
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I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
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he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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