STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
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