You really coming over, don't trick.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
Woke up in a pool of alcohol sweat. Probably could wring out my sheets and make a decent cocktail.
I feel like one of those toads that you lick to get high or find a prince.... cept when you lick me you find a drunk whore.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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