i'm signing you up for texting rehab
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
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she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
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she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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