Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Drunk is not a location!
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
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