feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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