I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
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