I would go down on you faster than GM stock
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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