Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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