I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
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I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
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I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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