ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
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i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
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We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
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