And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
i just wanna soil my oats bro
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
She bit a glass in half.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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