Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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