do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
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We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
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No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
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