its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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