Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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