I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
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