Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Just cropdusted the office
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
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she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
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We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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