Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
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